Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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