Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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