My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
i think my cat just said my name.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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