the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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