just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
