If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
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Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
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He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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