So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
