They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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