I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
