good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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