either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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