Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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