im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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