she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I will be naked everywhere
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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