your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
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You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
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He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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