ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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