matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
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My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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