really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
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You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
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Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Also, beer. Big fan.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
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