He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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