I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I'm at about main and main street
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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