It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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