Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
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it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
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he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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