I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
Randomize
