In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
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I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
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Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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