at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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