i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I think I died a long time ago.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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