WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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