god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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