I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
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New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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