Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
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She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
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Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
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