Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
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how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
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I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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