As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
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I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
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Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
My feet surprised me
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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