the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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