Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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