Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
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Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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