Taylor Swift is so right about you.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
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things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
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fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
We smell like vodka and hangover
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