I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
this just has baby written all over it
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
We had to coat check the pizza.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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