i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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