why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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