There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
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My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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