i can't believe i had my finger in that
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
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he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
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Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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