Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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