Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
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Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
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Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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