I puked a lego.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
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That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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