We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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