I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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