Moan for me like Helen Keller
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
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Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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