this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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