someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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