MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
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just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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