kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
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I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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