Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
When are your genitals available?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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